when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry
I don’t understand why people aren’t interested in Astronomy.
You can look up into the night sky and see a fucking galaxy with your naked eye. You can see cosmic structures that are millions of light years across and if you don’t think that’s the coolest fucking shit then I don’t know what to tell you.
Because it makes you feel insignificant, and you realize that there are aliens. And that you are TERRIFIED OF ALIENS.
talk dirty to me
A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it